No one will know it's you in there" The janitor

agreed and took his place in the confessional.

The first parishioner entered the confessional and began "Bless me

father, for I have sinned. I have committed adultery." The janitor

looked on the chart and found "Adultery - 20 Hail Mary". He mumbled

some forgiveness sounding words and told the parishioner to say 20

Hail Mary’s. The parishioner thanked him and left. The janitor

breathed a sign of relief.

The second parishioner entered the confessional and began "Bless me

father, for I have sinned. I have used the Lord's name in vain." The

janitor looked down the list "Lord's name in vail - 5 Hail Mary’s", and

assigned them. The janitor thought "Hey, I can do this. I just might

get away with it!"

The third parishioner entered and began, "Bless me father, for I have

sinned. I have engaged in anal sex." The janitor consulted his chart,

but could find neither "Anal Sex" nor "Sex, Anal". He began to get

worried. He looked out of the confessional and spied an altar walking

by. He motioned the boy over. In a hushed voice, he said "Tell me

something kid, what does the priest give for anal sex?". The altar boy

looked him quizzically and said, "Well, two Twinkies and a glass of

milk."

 

Three friends - Aboriginal, Jew and Australian, spend each

 

night together drinking beer in an outback pub. One night as

 

they're leaving, a road-train comes through the town and

 

kills all three. The next day, the publican is surprised to see

 

the Australian - who assumed dead - walked through the

 

door. The Australian tells him, "Well, we were all killed, but

 

when we got to the pearly gates, St. Peter said we could

 

come back to earth if we pay him $20."

"Well, obviously, you paid up, but what happened to your friends?"

"The Jew’s trying to haggle him down to $10, and the

 

aboriginal is trying to convince him that the government will

 

pay for it."

 

 

 

 

 

STAY WITH US…..!!!