where you accidentally, or purposefully, mix up the first letter of different

words to create a new and amusing phrase.

fighting a liar lighting a fire

you hissed my mystery lecture you missed my history lecture

searched every crook and nanny searched every nook and cranny

cattle ships and bruisers battle ships and cruisers

nosey little crook cosy little nook

a blushing crow a crushing blow

Kinquering Congs their titles take Conquering Kings their titles take

(announcing hymn in chapel)

tons of soil sons of toil

let us drink to the queer old Dean let us drink to the dear old Queen

we'll have the hags flung out we'll have the flags hung out

you've tasted two worms you've wasted two terms

our shoving leopard our loving shepherd

a half-warmed fish a half-formed wish

is the bean dizzy? is the Dean busy?

6 busty crolls (crusty rolls) Hello,

Witches of Swatzerland (Watches of Switzerland)

Thanks to Jacky for these two!

for god's sake shake a tower: for god's sake take a shower

he has really mad banners: he has really bad manners

wave the sails, man: save the whales, man

he flew at the lead of spite: he flew at the speed of light

ooh look a pretty flutter by: butterfly i love cop porn:

i love pop corn oh no! not a bat flattery: oh no, not a flat battery

would you like a nasal hut? would you like a hazel nut?

see ya, eye ball: see ya bye

all my chips are lapped my lips are chapped -

From Diane