A man comes into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a

beer. The bar keeper brings him his beer. After he has drunk it,

he grabs in his bag and puts a small piano on the bar, grabs in

his bag and puts a small chair on the bar and grabs a third

time in his bag and sits down a small man on that chair.

And the small man plays piano very well, a the most beautiful

music they've ever heard. After he's finished, everyone

applauds. And the bar keeper asks the man: "Where do you

have it from? It's so wonderful."

And the man said: "I own a dgini-lamp. And so I got this by a

wish of mine. Hey," he said to the bar keeper, "do you have a

wish? You can wish you everything!"

"Me?", the bar keeper asks. "I have a wish for free? Coo-ool."

 

Ok, no sooner said than done, the man grabs in his bag and

 

gets out from it the meant lamp. He rubs at the side of the

 

Lamp and the dgini appears: "Ok, buddy. You have one wish

 

for free." And the bar keeper says: "I wanna have one million

 

dollars!" The dgini snap one's fingers and disappears, and all

 

over the bottom are dugs. Small, yellow cackling dugs. And the

 

bar keeper said to the man: "But I wanna have dollars, not

 

dugs." And the man: "Do you really think, I've asked for a 12

 

inches pianist?"

QUESTION AND ANSWER

Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance?


A: I don't know and I don't care!

Q: What's white and hangs down from a cloud?


A: The coming of the lord.

Q: What's the different between a girl taking a bath, and a nun?


A: A nun has hope in her soul, and the girl has soap in her hole.

Did you know that takes 5 babies to make 1 bottle of baby-oil?

 

Q: What's the best way to make a nun pregnant?


A: Fuck her!

Q: What were Christy McAuliffe's last words before the Challenger disaster?


A: What does this button do?

Q: How did they know that Vic Morrow had dandruff?


A: They found his head and shoulders in the bushes

Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?


A: One, but you must slice him really thin.

Q: Why doesn't Jesus like to eat M&Ms?


A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?


A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?


A: Lawyer aren't an endangered species.

Q: What does vegetarian dingoes eat?


A: Cabbage patch kids.

Q: What's red and wet and spread for miles?


A1: Baby dropped through helicopter blades.


A2: Baby tossed in a jet intake at 30'000 feet. (Really spread around)

Q: What's the thing Jesus heard?


A: Cross your legs, we've got only three nails.

Q: What do you call big, ugly, hairy nun driving motorcycles?


A: Hell's Angels of Mercy.

Q: What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection?


A: A quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: What's one of the pros of marrying a Mexican?


A: Unlimited supply of natural gas.

Q: How many paranoiac people does it take to screw in a light bulb?


A: Who want's to know?

Q: Why don't epileptics order Cokes at McDonalds?


A: They have the shakes instead.

Q: What's the difference between a jar of afterbirth and a jar of sand?


A: You can't gargle sand.

Q: How do you get 5 babies in a shoebox?


A: With Cuisenaire.

Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?


A: To see the expression on its face.

Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?


A: Because they can.

Q: Why are women’s ass's and cunts so close together?


A: So you can pitch them up like a six pack

Q: have you seen Stevie Wonders new car?


A: No, but neither has he.

Mommy, mommy, daddy just poisoned my cat!


Maybe he had to dear. I know, but he said I could do it!

 

 

 

 

 

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